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"….stick carrot slices in your ears and nose.."

This has absolutely nothing to do with the purpose of this weblog or my business, but it was too good to pass up.

We have in our kitchen one of those ‘page-a-day’ calendars — about Moms. My wife gave me this one today as I headed to the airport.

Thurs. Jan 30 (ok, she was a few days behind)

If you want to lose wieght quickly, follow the toddler’s diet:

Breakfast: eat two bites of scrambled egg and throw the rest on floor; eat one bite of toast with grape jely and smear jelly on your face.

Lunch: chew and then spit out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; pour milk on the table and slurp two swallows.

Dinner: pour half a glass of milk into mashed potatoes and squish between your ingers; eat two chicken fingers and throw the rest of sbiling; stick carrot slices in your ears and nose.

It might work!

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